Sidebar, Your Honor
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
You'll note that I figured out a bit of html coding. Ok, so I copied and pasted and figured out how to change the contents. Regardless, I am so totally high-fiving myself right now.
If you glance to the right, you'll notice I've added blogs I read (hi guys!) and also the most ridiculous quotes from Law & Order. I feel I should clarify that last one. I am actually not a regular viewer of Dick Wolf's Neverending Series Of Spinoffs That Are Always Filming Wherever I Happen To Be At Any Particular Time In The City. I just live with one of them. That's not to say I don't enjoy the show when it's on, or that I think it's beneath me or something. It's just not something I set out to watch.
Well, if you watch L&O (or, like me, live with someone who does), you know how ridiculous the dialogue can get. My roommate and I have taken to pausing, rewinding (all praise DVR), and rewatching some of these scenes over and over as we collapse with laughter. Sometimes they're so wacky we feel compelled to write them down. Now, my friends, I shall share them with you, because I know you care.
I don't even know what the character played by Ice-T's name is, but this particular quote is from an SVU episode where someone finds a baby in the trash, and Olivia and her partner find a homeless woman nearby who THINKS she's pregnant but actually isn't. She's so psycho that she has convinced herself she is, and somehow her body started growing a tummy. So it's a psychosomatic pregnancy. I know--that's insane right? Anyway, they head back to the station (otherwise referred to as "downtown" on the show) and tell the team this story, and the character played by Ice-T storms by, agitated, ranting that she's "Just another fruitcake with a case of baby fever."
OK, so it's a lot funnier on the show, but you can envision the humor, right?
Hmm. We'll see how long this new feature lasts.
If you glance to the right, you'll notice I've added blogs I read (hi guys!) and also the most ridiculous quotes from Law & Order. I feel I should clarify that last one. I am actually not a regular viewer of Dick Wolf's Neverending Series Of Spinoffs That Are Always Filming Wherever I Happen To Be At Any Particular Time In The City. I just live with one of them. That's not to say I don't enjoy the show when it's on, or that I think it's beneath me or something. It's just not something I set out to watch.
Well, if you watch L&O (or, like me, live with someone who does), you know how ridiculous the dialogue can get. My roommate and I have taken to pausing, rewinding (all praise DVR), and rewatching some of these scenes over and over as we collapse with laughter. Sometimes they're so wacky we feel compelled to write them down. Now, my friends, I shall share them with you, because I know you care.
I don't even know what the character played by Ice-T's name is, but this particular quote is from an SVU episode where someone finds a baby in the trash, and Olivia and her partner find a homeless woman nearby who THINKS she's pregnant but actually isn't. She's so psycho that she has convinced herself she is, and somehow her body started growing a tummy. So it's a psychosomatic pregnancy. I know--that's insane right? Anyway, they head back to the station (otherwise referred to as "downtown" on the show) and tell the team this story, and the character played by Ice-T storms by, agitated, ranting that she's "Just another fruitcake with a case of baby fever."
OK, so it's a lot funnier on the show, but you can envision the humor, right?
Hmm. We'll see how long this new feature lasts.
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on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 10:39 PM.
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